Alex C.

Q: Do you smoke? A: Yes when I am on fire I smoke very much. Q: How ofter do you smoke? A: I am on fire about once a week, so once a week. Q: How much do you smoke? A: I already told you I smoke very much! Q: Do you have any mental conditions? A: Well my neighbor calls me retarded. Q: Do you have any phobias? A: Yes Q: If you answered yes, what kind of phobias do you have? A: Shelfaphobia, I'm scared of shelves. O no, they are coming fo me, RUN! Q: How old are you? A: Wouldn't you like to know? I am between 0 and 1 million years old. Now tell me, how old are you? Q: Where do you live? A: In a box. Q: How much is you home worth? A: Probably a couple of bucks. Q: What is ure occupation? A: How do you spell occupation? What is an occupation? Is it a fruit? Look who is asking the questions now! Q: Do you have any allergies? A: I have half of an allergy because I only have half a nose. Q: What kind of allergies do you have? A: I am allergic to shelves. SHELVES, THEY ARE COMING FOR ME! Q: Are you on any medications? A: Do vitamins count? Q: What kind of medications are you on? A: Those Flinstones vitamins. Q: When was the last time you were at the doctors. A: What's a doctor? Q: What is your name? A: JimmyJoeMyMcFro Smith. Q: What eductaion do you have? A: School. Q: Do you have a wife? A: No way, girls have cooties. Q: Why should we choose you over anyone else? A: Umm... I'm cool. Q: Do you even know what this questioneer is for? A: Umm... no. Notes: You pass, you have just the intellect that we need. This test is for you to become a lab rat if you didn't know that. What is up with you and shelves, how are you allergic to shelves?

funniness: 2.93

rating: PG