Tom D.

1.When the cop ask how much have you had to drink say "A couple waters and some coffe" 2.When the cop says spread um say "I'd bet you'd like that" 3.When he comes up to your car and show him some McDonalds... He'll cave in. 4.Start playin with your zipper. 5.Blast up your stero and say "WHUT!!!" 6.Say "I'd like a quater pounder with chesee". 7.Take a doll with and put her in the driver seat and say "She was driving. 8.Start singing bad boys. 9.When he ask "Do you understand your rights" say no.

funniness: 4.94

rating: PG