michaela p.

There was this lady and she bought a new house and she wanted to name it so she heard some kids singing hairy butt hairy butt hairy butt so she names her house hairy butt. Then a few weeks later she finds this stray cat and she wants to name it so she steps on a twig and says i got it ill name him crack so a few days after that the cat is missing and she cant find him so she looks all over her house and finally goes to the police station and says I've looked all over my hairy butt but i couldn't find my crack.

funniness: 3.27

rating: PG