blake s.

A man sees a friend at a table, drinking alone. He walks over and says, "Hey man, you look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in august, and she left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough." "Then in September, my father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. I'm sorry. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month, my aunt died and left me $15,000." "Three closs family members lost in three months? I'm so sorry to hear that." "Then, this month......absolutely nothing!"

funniness: 4.93

rating: PG