Calum :.

You may reconize this joke from the "10 inch mic" joke. It is different. One day, a load of people are out playing golf. One man says to the other, "I forgot to show you, look what I got!" Out of his bag appeared a tiny man playing the piano. "Blimy! Where did you get that?" "It's from my genie!" "Lets see him then!" So, the man takes out the genie and the man says,"Please grant my friend here one wish". So thats what he does. "I wish for 1 million bucks!" The genie accepts, and suddenly, they see loads of ducks flying acrosss the sky. "I SAID BUCKS, NOT DUCKS!" "Oh yeh, the genie has a small hearing problem. Do you really think I asked for a ten inch pianist?

funniness: 4.00

rating: PG