Ashley n. L.

A hispanic man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only hispanic man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here". The hispanic man turned around and stood up, he then said, "Listen pendejo....when I was born I was brown", "When I grew up I was brown", "When i'm sick i'm brown", "When I go in the sun i'm brown", "When i'm cold i'm brown", "And when I die i'll be brown". "But you pendejo....when your born your pink", "When you grow up your white", "When your sick your green", "When you go in the sun you turn red", "When you're cold you turn blue", "And when you die you turn purple", "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" "Come mierda,culero!!! "Gringo pendejo, maricon!!!" "Mira, Latinos came to America first, you bitch ass gringo!!!"

funniness: 4.39

rating: PG