jared l.

A 15 year old boy lives with his family and shares a bunk-bed with his nine year old brother. One night when his parents left. he invited his girlfriend over for some action. They waited untill his little brother went to sleep on the lower part of the bunk bed. So they went on to the top. The 15 year old boy said,"SHH . . . dont wake my little brother. If you want to have it harder say, lettuce. If you want a different position say tomato." So they start with business. "Lettuce . . . " "Tomato . . . " "Lettuce . . . " "Tomato . . ." After a while the little brother woke up and said,"Quit making sandwiches. Your gettin ranch sauce all over my face!

funniness: 5.50

rating: R