Nick W.

So one day, Bill Clinton was put in a chair in the middle of a firing range. Of course he did not want to die and thought of a natural disatster. He thought and yelled,"Hurricane!" and he got away. Next, John Kerry was put in the firing range in a chair. He thought like Bill Clinton and yelled,"Tornado!" and he slipped away. Finally, George Bush was put in the same chair in the same firing range. He tried to think of a disaster and thought long and finally he yelled,"Fire!".

funniness: 4.21

rating: PG