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3 male friends, Fred, Usman, and Tamoor, were heading toward the movie theater. At the entrance they see a female employee. She tells them that the only way to get in the movie theater is to show her their dicks and if they all add up to 20 inches they can enter. Fred takes off his pants and shows her his dick, she measures it and says its 9 inches long. Usman takes off his pants and shows her his dick, she measures it and says its 10 inches long. Tamoor takes off his pants and shows her his penis, she measures it and says its only 1 inch long. She sums everything up and gets 20 inches, so she lets them through the entrance. After going inside the theater Tamoor tells the guys, " You guys are lucky that I had a boner, or else we couldn't have gone in!"

funniness: 6.00

rating: R