blake s.

A man walks into a bar with his black labrador retriever and askes for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, i'm sorry. Here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. A few minutes later, another guy walks into the bar with a chihuahua and asks for a drink. The bartendersays, "look, you can't bring that dog in here!" "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Try again, pal. I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog." "What?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?

funniness: 3.27

rating: PG