Briana J.

There was this boy on his first day of school and the teacher asked him what his name was and the little boy said i don't know and the teacher said well go home and when you figure out your name come back and tell us what it is. so the little boy goes home and his mom is on the phone and the little boy asks "what's my name mommy" and she says shutup shutup shutup then the little boy goes to his older sister who was listening to music and again asks "what's my name sis?" she goes yah yah yah. Then the little boy goes to his older brother who was watching the game and again asks "what's my name?" then the older brother then says "go 49ers!" then the little boy goes to his dad who was at the barbicue and asks "what's my name?" then the dad says my buns are burnin' my buns are burnin' so then the little boy goes back to school and the teacher goes so what's your name then the little boy says shutup shutup shutup and the teacher says do you want to go to the priciples office and the little boy says yah yah yah then the principle asks "how many spankins do you want?" then the little boy says "go 49ers!" then the principle gives the little boy 49 spankins and the little boy gets up and says my buns are burnin' my buns are burnin'.

funniness: 3.20

rating: PG