Razor 6.

A man and his girlfriend are having sex in their apartment and once they are done the man throws his condom out the window. Then after a while the girl wants to go at it again, so the man goes downstairs to find it. He sees a young boy holding the condom and says, "What do you have there?" The boy immediatly responds, "I found a twinkie." Then the man asks the kid if he will give him the "twinke" for $5 and the boy agrees. ... The boy goes home and his mom asks him if he had a good day and the boy responds, "Yeah it was great I sold this guy a twinkie for $5 but i ripped him off because I ate the cream filling."

funniness: 4.73

rating: R