Steve S.

A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady, who has trouble hearing, and her husband who is in the passanger seat. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady asks her husband, "Huh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVERSE LICENSE." A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, "Ma'am I see you're from Florida." The old lady comments, "Huh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE SEES YOU"RE FROM FLORIDA." The old lady nods her head, "Yup." The trooper then says, "Boy, I got the worst piece of ass I ever had in Florida one time." The old lady speaks up, "Huh, what did he say?" The old man yells this time to the old lady, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"

funniness: 6.35

rating: PG