Jacob K.

Yo mama's so fat, her fat rolls have area codes. Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo mama's so ugly, they use her face for monster cookies. Yo mama's so nasty, she eats toe jam on toast. Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale, it reads "to be continued". Yo mama's so old, her breast milk comes out as powder. Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

funniness: 3.91

rating: PG