Terrence B.

There was a man & woman and they was real horny and they were having sex and the man finished too early and so the woman was angry, and the man told her to fix him something to eat. So the woman went into the kitchen and fixed him something to eat. So she came back into the bedroom and give the man a bowl of lettuce and carrots, the looked at the bowl then looked at her and said, "why do u give me a bowl of lettuce and carrots," the woman said, "muthafucka u fuck like a rabbit u might as well eat like one to".

funniness: 5.80

rating: R