Kya K.

One day a small little boy of the age of five ws sitting on Santa's lap, getting his picture taken. "So, Jimmy, have you been a good boy lately?" To this, Jimmy replied, "No, I recently killed someboy who claimed to be Santa Claus with my bare hands!" Feeling nervous, Santa asked, "What would you like for Christmas?" "Your head on a platter and a shotgun"

funniness: 2.73

rating: PG