Josh R.

A duck walks into a pub to buy a beer. he asks the barlady but she says "we dont sell beers to ducks" So the duck went away and came back 5mins later and asked the same question. For the second time the barlady said the same answer "we dont sell beers to ducks" she carried on "if you ask one more time i will nail you to the bar okay" So the duck asked "do you have a hammer" The barlady said "no" so the duck asked "then can i have a beer then"

funniness: 3.94

rating: PG