michelle b.

A blonde was taking a walk, and she saw Mr. Jones and his son, Jr., standing at the base of a flag pole just looking up into the sky. "What are you doing?" She asked them. "We were sent out to measure the height of the flagpole, but we dont have a ladder!" Explained Mr. Jones. The blonde reaches into her purse, pulls out a screwdriver, and unscrews the flagpole. Then, she lays it on the ground, pulls a tape measurer out of her purse, and measures the langth of the pole. Putting her things back into her purse, she says "18 feet and 4 inches." and walks away. A few minutes later, Jr. exclaims "What a dumb blonde! We ask for height and she gives us width!"

funniness: 3.92

rating: PG