Brittni S.

Dieting is bad enough under normal circumstances, but staying on your diet is really tough! Especially: *After you win a turkey in a Christmas Raffle. *When Someone invites you to dinner and is paying for the meal. *When your kid brings home 16 bags of hallowenn candy. *When your wife (or husband) is a gourmet cook. *On New Year's Eve and Thanksgiving. *When your family owns a bakery. *When you have to pass a pizza parlor on your way to the gym. *When your Doctor weighs twice as much as you do.

funniness: 5.13

rating: PG