mitchell s.

Q: Why doesn't a woman need a watch? A: There's a clock on the oven. Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: That's not the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen? Q: What's the only thing a woman should wear out? A: The carpet between the laundry and the kitchen. Q: What's the difference between a slave and a wife? A: The colour of their skin.

funniness: 3.38

rating: PG