Stacey P.

This husband comes home from a hard day at work and his wife says "Honey, can you fix the sink? It's clogged." The husband is very tired and replies: "Who do you think I am, a Plumber?" So, the husband goes on for the rest of the day without a single word from his wife. Right after dinner he gets asked again: "Honey , can you fix the toilet? It is overflowing." Now, obviously mad the husband replies: "I told you I am NOT a Plumber!" The next day when the husband comes home his wife meets him at the door and starts to lavish him with kisses. She finally stops and she tells her husband that the most increadible thing happened to her: "Well, this really georgous man moved in next door and he fixed everything for me.... Well, there was one of two forms of payment--I could have made mad passionate love to him or I could have made him a cake." The husband looks at his wife and asks: "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM BETTY CROCKER???"

funniness: 7.42

rating: PG