Drew R.

there was this woman and she owned a hotel. and she said "the first thing I see i,m gonna name my hotel. she was in the shower and looked at her butt so she named her hotel the big hairy butt. one day she got a dog and said "the first thing i hear I will name my dog. she heard a crack so she named her dog crack. one day she lost her dog. she came to a police officer and said "Officer officer I,v looked all over the big hairy buut but i can,t find my crack".

funniness: 3.00

rating: PG