Franklin R.

There was once three guys named Bill, Bob, and Jack. Bill like cutting things, Bob liked coloring things green, and Jack eats anything green. One day, Bob was takin a piss, and Bill looked at his penis. Then the threee guys went home. Bill cut off Bob's penis, Bob colored it green, and Jack, who was seriously hungry, got the green dick and ate it.

funniness: 1.11

rating: R