Caleb P.

A man walks into a bar and ask the bartender if he has any hookers in the back, and the bartender says no but we have Old Earl, and the man says sorry but I dont go for that shit two weeks later he comes in the same bar and asks the bartender if he has any hookers in the back yet, and he says no but we still have Old Earl and he says I still dont go for that shit so he leaves and comes back three weeks later and asks the bartender if he has any hookers back there yet and he says no we only have Old Earl and the man finally says okay how much for Old Earl and how many people will know about it and the bartender said only two people will know about it and the man asks why and he said the two guys that will be holding him down because Old Earl dont go for that shit either.

funniness: 3.90

rating: R