Anthony R.

(A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both. (After another wait, the boy comes back again) Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God?

funniness: 7.40

rating: PG