Chris R.

A blonde was seen by a Pepsi machine and she dug in her pocket and put some money in the Pepsi machine. She Crossed her fingers mumbling "Please, please, please." and she pushed a button. Of course, a Pepsi came out and she started jumping up and down. A man came up to her and said "Lady, What are you doing?!?" The blonde looked at him and said mockingly, "Duh, I'm winning!"

funniness: 6.47

rating: PG