Jeff J.

Two women were fishing and one of them caught everything while the other one got nothing. The next day the same women were fishing but on opposite sides than before and again the same woman caught more! The woman with less fish asked, "How do you know which side of the lake to fish on?" "I look at my husbands dick every morning, and whichever side it's swaying to is the side I fish on!" "What if it's standing straight up?" "I don't go fishing on those days!"

funniness: 7.21

rating: R