Jessica F.

Men and women, all in all, behave just like our basic sexual elements. If you watch single men on a weekend night they really act very much like sperm---all disorganized, bumping into their friends, swimming in the wong direction. "I was first." "Let me through." "You're on my tail" "That's my spot." They're like the Three Billion Stooges. But the egg is very cool: "Well, who's it going to be? I can divide. I can wait a month. I'm not swimming anywhere."

funniness: 4.96

rating: PG