Allison B.

Don't Drink Beer !! Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

funniness: 7.21

rating: PG