Allison B.

A drunk Driver is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, standing up straight and folding his arms, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of the car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf!"

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG