Tyce F.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $10/pill price. His wife had a different opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad." The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn't work, see a doctor! Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland: a one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used." Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them to spin around and point north. A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two 'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code. There is an unconfirmed report that a man who overdosed on Viagra caused the funeral home problems: they couldn't close his coffin lid for 3 days.

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG