Tyce F.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex? A: When Hillary is out of town. Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic? A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic. Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride. Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude? A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes *he* did? A: A dead girlfriend. Q: What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play? A: Swallow the leader Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.

funniness: 6.40

rating: R