Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Moe R.

Dressed in Black Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world. Finally, Karen agreed to go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter knew just the person for her. They fell in love and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He was naked. "Why the black panties?" he asked. She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning." He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night. The following night, same scenario. There she stood with the black panties on, only now he was wearing a black condom. She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black condom?" He replied "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

funniness: 8.64

rating: R

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Moe R.

The silent fart An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, " I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?" He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

funniness: 8.44

rating: G

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.49

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.61

rating: G

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Julie J.

funniness: 8.44

rating: PG

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Deema G.

funniness: 9.74

rating: G

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Moe R.

Fifteen Questions 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!" 14) Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting. 15) Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went

funniness: 9.32

rating: R

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Eric P.

funniness: 8.00

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Paul Z.

funniness: 8.14

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 9.68

rating: G

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