Funny.com. Work in progress... In the meantime, here are 10 random funny stuff for you:

Virginia M.

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast!

funniness: 8.49

rating: PG

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Joe N.

Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, ?I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.? The second man said, ?I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.? The last man said, "I want someone to say, ?He?s moving, he?s moving!??

funniness: 8.14

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.82

rating: PG-13

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Moe R.

funniness: 8.25

rating: PG

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Moe R.

funniness: 10.00

rating: PG-13

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bart30 a.

funniness: 8.97

rating: R

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Pee Humor ..

funniness: 8.29

rating: PG

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Moe R.

Nice try Michael!

funniness: 9.81

rating: G

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Winthorp D.

Another safe looking working condition :P

funniness: 8.26

rating: G

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Moe R.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

funniness: 9.58

rating: PG-13

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