Mike G.

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the Promised Land!" Now the Republicans want to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the price of your Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land. The right-wingers that always manage to get in the National Guard during war; want to change the Republican Party Emblem from an elephant to a condom: Because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is being screwed.

funniness: 6.39

rating: PG