Moe R.

Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. What do you call a man who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him. What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come". Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hats on. What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A geneologist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush! How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out! What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

funniness: 7.41

rating: R