Isbanfawkalot E.

It was around midnight, as Sara and Scott where on the top of the hill. Scott got close to her and asked "Can we fuck?" She looked at him sadly "I have my period we can't". He looked down disappointed. Then his said "well can I eat you out?" She looked at him again sadly "I'm Sorry .. but I have my period you can't". He then looked disappointed again. Then his face had a huge smile. "Can I finger you?" She thought about it for a moment. "ok". As Scott was fingering her hard and deep a police man came up on the hill. "What are you two doing!!?" Scott looked at the police man "Just finishing my pizza." (as he licks his fingers)

funniness: 5.59

rating: R