David A.

Bill Clinton is getting off a helicopter just infront of the White House. 10,000 people are stood outside welcoming the return of Bill from abroad. Bill has two pigs, one under each arm. A man in the crowd catches his attention and says, "Nice pigs sir." Bill smiles and says, "These aren't pigs. These are Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea." The man repies, "Nice trade Sir."

funniness: 6.50

rating: PG