Mike G.

On the way out of the hospital after surgery, the patient stopped by the billing office to pay up. The room cost was $650 a day, medication was $200 a day, tests totalled $3,800 and the doctor cost $2,800. Upon inspection of the bill, the patient exclaims, "Over $7,000 fucking dollars. They must think I'm crazy!" The clerk responded, "I guess not sir, there's no charge on here for any psychological evaluation."

funniness: 5.57

rating: PG