Mike G.

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The Fruit-by-the Foot penis: Need I say more? The FTD penis: Some of life's best moments come FTD. The General Electric penis: We bring good things to life! The Generic penis: One size fits all. The George of the Jungle penis: Watch out for that....tree? The Gillette penis: The best a man can get. The GMC Envoy penis: It's the real mcCoy. The GMC Yukon penis: Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically engineered. The Hardees Breakfast penis: Rise and shine. The Insinkerator Disposal penis: The choice of 9 out of 10 professionals. The Jell-O penis: Watch it wiggle, watch it jiggle... The Jewel penis: Take a new look at an old friend. The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: Self-explanatory The Juicy Fruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya. The Just For Men penis: A sure thing for a natural look. The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved. The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one! The Life penis: Mikey likes it. The Life Call penis: It's fallen and it can't get up. 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The NBA on TNT penis: Ever want something so bad it hurts? The New York Lotto penis: Cause hey - you never know. The Newport penis: It's alive with pleasure. The Nike penis: Just do it. The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power. The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different. The Nyquil penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,runny nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest penis. The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts! The Phillips MOM penis: It's always stimulant free. The Pillsbury Flour penis: It comes plain or self rising. The Pizza Hut penis: Makin' it great. The Pontiac penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps! The Portofino Bay penis: Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional. The Post Selects Cereal penis: Not everything that goes into "Post Selects" fits. The Power of Cheese penis: Just saying it is enough to make you smile. The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop... The Psychic penis: It knows you are coming before you do.. The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone. The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest. The Reach Toothbrush penis: It cleans hard to reach places. The Reese's penis: How do you eat your penis? The Rice Krispies penis: what does your penis say to you? The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized. The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms. The Robutussin penis: Recommended by Dr. Mom... The Sanka penis: Good to the last drop! The Sears penis: Come see the softer side. The Secret penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. The Sega penis: PENIS! The Siskel & Ebert penis: 2 thumbs up... The Slim Fast penis: Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great. The Snickers penis: It satisfies you. The Springmaid penis: Makes you snore like a lady. The Sprite penis: Image is nothing... Taste is everything. The Starburst penis: The juice is loose! The Star Trek penis: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before. The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis: You can put it where the sun don't shine. The Sustecal penis : More protein, less fat! The Taco Bell penis: Get some; make a run for the border! The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on....... The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis? The Tootsie Roll Pop penis: How many licks DOES it take ...? The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me! The Toyota penis: Oh,what a feeling. The Transformers penis: It's more than meets the eye. The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy. The Uncle Sam penis: We want you. The Viagra penis: It lets the dance begin. The Virginia Slims penis: You've come a long way, baby! The Wendy's penis: Where's the beef? The Wizard of Oz penis: "Oh my!" The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.

funniness: 6.37

rating: R