Kitty K.

These three nuns die and go to heaven. They are greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who tells them, "Ladies, because you have given such valuable service to God while on earth, he is granting you each one wish. You can go back to earth for one day as anyone you choose to be." The first nun says, "I would like to be Jennifer Lopez." All of a sudden, "poof," she was back on earth running around with her big, juicy booty. The second nun says, "I would like to be Pamela Sue Anderson." Once again, there was a "poof," and she was jiggling around all over the earth. The third nun thinks for a minute and says, "I would like to be Alice Kapipaline." St. Peter says, "Sister, I don't recall an Alice Kapipaline ever being born. You wait right here while I go and check our records." After several hours, St. Peter finally comes back and says,"Sister, I can not find any Alice Kapipaline in our records, are you sure she existed?" The nun pulls a news clipping out of her pocket and hands it to St. Peter. After he carefully studies it, he looks at the nun and says, "Sister, it was the 'Alaskan Pipeline' that was laid by 10,000 workers!"

funniness: 7.45

rating: PG