Candy K.

Thou shall not take the keys to the family car. (Use Dad's Pinto Instead) Thou shall not steal at K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a better selection) Thou shall do their homework.(as long as homework means hair and nails) Thou shall not fight with parents every night. (Save your shit for the daytime) Thou shall not go to bed angry. (stay up and fight man!) Thou shall not get detention. (suspensions are SO much more fun!) Thou shall not have phone sex. (cyber sex is cheaper) Thou shall not smoke cigarette. (weed does a better job) Thou shall read books. (porno books to be percise) Thou shall not masturbate with fingers. (a dildo is more effective)

funniness: 6.62

rating: R