Funny G.

A pilot was flying a 747 full of passengers as a voice cracked over the radio. It said, "This is Ground Control. Please divert your course 5 degrees east. Over." The pilot was slightly confused and responded, "10-4, but why should I divert my course?" The voice answered, "Your plane and another 747 are about to pass over a major city and we don't want any excess noise." The pilot laughed and said, "I'm 31,000 feet up. What kind of noise could I cause?" Ground Control answered, "Have you ever heard the sound that colliding 747's make?"

funniness: 7.09

rating: PG