Mark G.

A young Southern peasant girl of 15 went to work in a broom factory. After 3 months she gave the boss a 2-week notice. The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was a good worker. Upon calling her into his office: "But why?" he asked. "Oh nothin, I just wanna quit." she said sullenly. "Look, I'll give you a $3.00 raise." "No," she said. "You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell me." "Okay if you must know ..." said the girl, and she took off her underwear and pointed to her pubic hair, "Look, I haven't had this before, it's the broom's bristles, I tell you ..." Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and showed his, and said, "Ha, ha ... my dear, it's nature. Look, I have it, too ..." "Oh no!" the girl cried, "I can't wait two weeks, I quit NOW! Not only do you have the bristles, but you've grown the handle as well."

funniness: 7.27

rating: PG-13