Matt P.

A salesman knocks on the door of a suburban house. It's opened by a 10-year-old boy dressed in a cape that trails along the floor behind him. On his head, he's wearing a large tophat. In one hand, he holds a huge glass of brandy and in the other, a remote control. In his mouth is a smoking cigar. "Mom and Dad in?" asks the salesman. The boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"

funniness: 7.26

rating: R