Mike G.

Opening lines as the drinks increase: 1-2 drinks: "Hi there, would you care to sit and talk for a bit?" 3-4 drinks: "Hey honey, can we get to know each other better?" 5-6 drinks: "Yo baby, that's some rack! How 'bout we get it on!" 7-8 drinks: "Man, I could suck those big tits dry! C'mon over here hot stuff!" 10 + drinks: "Hey hot bitch, get on your knees and stuff this meat down your fucking throat!"

funniness: 6.34

rating: R