Mark F.

10. He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said: You wear briefs, don't you? 9. She said: What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said: It's not my fault...I ran out of money. 8. He said: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said: Well, you succeeded. 7. He said: Two inches more, and I would be king'. She said: Two inches less, and you'd be queen' 6. On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere." Written just below it: "I do not." 5. He said: Shall we try a different position tonight?" She said: That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa. 4. Priest: I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband. She said: Who's gonna look? 3. He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror. 2. He said: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on. 1. He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said: I would but you're never there.

funniness: 7.16

rating: R