Dana K.

A man and his wife are getting ready to go to a custume party. Neither is happy with what the other is wearing. After a lot of arguing the woman storms out of the room slamming the door behind her. She comes back completely naked with a lemon between her legs and says, "Is that better?" The man sees her and is very upset by her mockery and storms out slamming the door in the same fashion she had. He comes back with his penis shoved into a potato and says, "If you're going as a sour-puss I'm going as a dictator."

funniness: 7.41

rating: R