Luke E.

A man was sitting in a diner, looking at a gorgeous blond in a tiny skirt. But she was wearing no panties, she noticed him looking and asked, "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, but that's because it's a very attractive pussy," The man replies. "That's ok," she says, "It's a very talented pussy too.. see, it can wink at you." And sure enough, it winked at him. "Wow, that's amazing," the man exclaimed. "That's nothing," she replied "It can blow you a kiss." And sure enough, it blew him a kiss. Then the blond asked, "Would you like to stick two fingers in it?" The man replied, "You mean it can whistle too?!"

funniness: 7.14

rating: R