Melanie D.

Once upon a time there were three bears. A Mommy bear, a Daddy bear and a Baby bear. One day they went for a walk. When they got back, Daddy bear asked, "Who's been eating my porridge?" Baby bear asked tearfully, "And who's been eating my porridge?" Mommy bear explains, "Oh Stop this nonsense, I haven't made porridge this morning yet."

funniness: 4.08

rating: G